Photo: AP

A hustler knows a hustle. So if you have ever considered sinking money into an initial coin offering—a complicated, barely regulated, and booming new form of financial vehicle where startups offer investors stakes in “new” cryptocurrencies rather than traditional stock—it might be a good idea to listen to what one of finance’s most notorious criminals-turned-authors has to say.

Jordan Belfort, the so-called “Wolf of Wall Street” behind the 1990s-era Stratton Oakmont pump-and-dump scheme that authorities estimated bilked investors of at least $200 million, told the Financial Times in a recent interview that people should have have been a bit more cautious before pumping sketchy ICOs full of billions of dollars throughout 2017.

Advertisement

Because really, people, we apparently do need to have a convicted scammer who once allegedly parked a helicopter on his lawn while stoned out of his mind tell you how these things work.

“Promoters are perpetuating a massive scam of the highest order on everyone,” Belfort told the paper. “Probably 85 percent of people out there don’t have bad intentions, but the problem is, if five or 10 percent are trying to scam you, it’s a fucking disaster.”

Comparing the situation to “tulip bulbs”—referring to the famous period of Dutch history in which tulip prices shot sky-high and then crashed to near nothing—Belfort added, “It is the biggest scam ever, such a huge gigantic scam that’s going to blow up in so many people’s faces.”

Advertisement

The Securities and Exchange Commission has been warning for months that ICOs, which are largely unregulated, could easily function as thinly veiled fronts for scammers promising huge returns on fraudulent, crypto-backed investments. In September, the SEC charged one ICO operator, Maksim Zaslavskiy, with fraud in relation to a real estate firm and diamond club which had no real operations. It’s possible the agency is mulling a larger crackdown predicated on violations of securities laws.

None of that is even considering that cryptocurrency markets are notoriously chaotic and volatile, and even your legitimate investment could collapse overnight.

But if you weren’t going to listen to the SEC about ICOs, or grow concerned that some countries are banning ICOs, please do listen to the actual scammer telling you what a freakin’ easy mark you people are. Or, you know, don’t! Maybe the bubble really will grow forever.

[Financial Times]