Then, the account went completely, absolutely, entirely insane.

In what has to be one of the longest threads—if not the longest thread—ever made on Twitter, over the course of several hours the Disney+ account proceeded to tweet, in chronological release order, every single movie, documentary, and TV series that will be available as part of the launch line up. It is dense. It is deep.

Some of it we already knew. Half of the titles available don’t seem like they’re actually real things, and we’re just witness to a truly inconceivable level of trolling. It’s a horrifyingly damning statement about the sheer depth of content that Disney owns in its vaults.

And so, without further ado, here is everything you’ll be able to watch on Day One of Disney+:

• Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
• Pinocchio
• Swiss Family Robinson
• Fantasia
• The Reluctant Dragon
• Dumbo
• Bambi
• Saludos Amigos
• The Three Caballeros
• Miracle on 34th Street
• Fun and Fancy Free
• Melody Time
• The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad
• Cinderella
• Treasure Island
• Alice in Wonderland
• The Story of Robin Hood and His Merrie Men
• Peter Pan
• The Living Desert
• The Vanishing Prairie
• 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea
• Davy Crockett, King of the Wild Frontier
• Lady and the Tramp

• The African Lion
• Davy Crockett and the River Pirates
• Secrets of Life
• The Story of Perri
• Old Yeller
• White Wilderness
• The Sign of Zorro
• Sleeping Beauty
• The Shaggy Dog
• Darby O’Gill and the Little People
• Journey to the Center of the Earth
• Jungle Cat
• Pollyanna
• Swiss Family Robinson (1960)
• 101 Dalmatians
• The Absent-Minded Professor
• The Parent Trap
• Greyfriars Bobby
• Babes in Toyland
• The Prince and the Pauper
• Almost Angels
• Sammy, the Way-Out Seal
• The Incredible Journey
• The Sword in the Stone
• Mary Poppins
• Emil and the Detectives
• Those Calloways
• The Sound of Music
• That Darn Cat!
• The Ugly Daschund
• The Adventures of Bullwhip Griffin
• The Jungle Book
• Blackbeard’s Ghost
• The Love Bug
• The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes
• The Aristocats
• The Barefoot Executive
• The Million Dollar Duck
• Bedknobs and Broomsticks
• Justin Morgan Had a Horse
• The Biscuit Eater
• Snowball Express
• Robin Hood
• Herbie Rides Again
• The Bears and I
• The Castaway Cowboy
• The Strongest Man in the World
• Escape to Witch Mountain
• The Apple Dumpling Gang
• Gus
• Treasure of Matecumbe
• The Shaggy D.A.
• Freaky Friday
• The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
• Star Wars: A New Hope
• The Rescuers
• Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo
• Pete’s Dragon
• Candleshoe
• Return from Witch Mountain
• The Cat from Outer Space
• The Muppet Movie
• The Apple Dumpling Gang Rides Again
• Unidentified Flying Oddball
• Spider-Woman
• The Black Hole
• Sultan and the Rock Star
• Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back

• Herbie Goes Bananas
• The Ghosts of Buxley Hall
• Amy
• The Great Muppet Caper
• The Fox and the Hound
• Spider-Man (TV Series, 1981)
• Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends
• TRON
• Star Wars: Return of the Jedi
• Return to Oz
• The Black Cauldron
• Adventures of the Gummi Bears
• The Journey of Natty Gann
• One Magic Christmas
• Mr. Boogedy
• Fuzzbucket
• Casebusters
• The Great Mouse Detective
• Flight of the Navigator
• The Christmas Star
• Benji the Hunted
• Ducktales
• Three Men and a Baby
• The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
• Willow
• Who Framed Roger Rabbit
• Oliver and Company
• Chip ‘n’ Dale: Rescue Rangers
• Honey, I Shrunk the Kids
• Turner & Hooch
• Cheetah
• The Little Mermaid

• The Simpsons
• Ducktales: The Movie—Treasure of the Lost Lamp
• TaleSpin
• The Rescuers Down Under
• Three Men and a Little Lady
• White Fang
• Shipwrecked
• The Rocketeer
• Darkwing Duck
• Beauty and the Beast
• Newsies
• Sister Act
• Honey, I Blew Up the Kid
• Goof Troop
• The Little Mermaid (TV Series)
• X-Men: The Animated Series
• Aladdin
• The Muppet Christmas Carol
• The Adventures of Huck Finn
• The Sandlot
• Life with Mikey
• Rookie of the Year
• Hocus Pocus
• Bonkers
• Boy Meets World
• The Nightmare Before Christmas
• The Three Musketeers
• Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit
• Iron Will
• Blank Check
• Thumbelina
• The Return of Jafar
• The Lion King

• Camp Nowhere
• Iron Man (TV Series)
• Fantastic Four
• Gargoyles
• The Santa Clause
• Spider-Man: The Animated Series (1994)
• Heavyweights
• Tall Tale: The Unbelievable Adventure
• A Goofy Movie
• While You Were Sleeping
• Pocahontas
• Operation Dumbo Drop
• A Kid in King Arthur’s Court
• Timon & Pumbaa
• Frank and Ollie
• Toy Story
• Tom and Huck
• Muppet Treasure Island
• James and the Giant Peach
• The Hunchback of Notre Dame
• Kazaam
• Jack
• Aladdin and the King of Thieves
• First Kid
• Quack Pack
• The Mighty Ducks: The Animated Series
• The Incredible Hulk: The Animated Series
• 101 Dalmatians (1996)

• That Darn Cat (1997)
• Jungle 2 Jungle
• Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves
• Smart Guy
• The Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue
• Hercules
• Pooh’s Grand Adventure: The Search for Christopher Robin
• Recess
• Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas
• Flubber
• Ruby Bridges
• Silver Surfer
• Beauty and the Beast: Belle’s Magical World
• Meet the Deedles
• Miracle at Midnight
• The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars
• Mulan
• You Lucky Dog
• The Parent Trap
• Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World
• Brink!
• Hercules: The Animated Series
• The Jungle Book: Mowgli’s Story
• Out of the Box
• Halloweentown
• The Lion King II: Simba’s Pride
• Richie Rich’s Christmas Wish
• I’ll Be Home For Christmas
• A Bug’s Life
• Mighty Joe Young
• So Weird
• Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century
• My Favorite Martian
• Doug’s 1st Movie
• 10 Things I Hate About You
• Can of Worms
• The Thirteenth Year
• Star Wars: The Phantom Menace

• Smart House
• Inspector Gadget
• Johnny Tsunami
• Genius
• Spider-Man: Unlimited
• Don’t Look Under the Bed
• The Avengers: United They Stand
• Annie
• Mickey’s Once Upon a Christmas
• Horse Sense
• Toy Story 2
• Fantasia 2000
• Up, Up and Away
• The Color of Friendship
• The Tigger Movie
• An Extremely Goofy Movie
• Whispers: An Elephant’s Tale
• Alley Cats Strike!
• Rip Girls
• Miracle in Lane 2
• Dinosaur
• Stepsister From Planet Weird
• Even Stevens
• The Kid
• Ready to Run
• Quints
• The Other Me
• The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea
• Remember the Titans
• Mom’s Got a Date with a Vampire
• X-Men: Evolution
• Phantom of the Megaplex
• 102 Dalmatians
• The Ultimate Christmas Present
• The Emperor’s New Groove
• Zenon: The Zequel
• Lizzie McGuire
• The Book of Pooh
• Recess: School’s Out
• Motocrossed
• Lady and the Tramp II: Scamp’s Adventure
• The Luck of the Irish
• Hounded
• Atlantis: The Lost Empire
• The Jennie Project
• The Princess Diaries
• Jumping Ship
• The Poof Point
• Halloweentown II: Kalabar’s Revenge
• Monsters, Inc.
• ‘Twas the Night
• Three Days
• Snow Dogs
• Double Teamed
• Peter Pan: Return to Never Land
• Cinderella II: Dreams Come True
• Cadet Kelly
• The Huncback of Notre Dame II
• Tru Confessions
• The Rookie
• Star Wars: Attack of the Clones
• Kim Possible
• Lilo & Stitch

• Get a Clue
• Tarzan & Jane
• The Country Bears
• Gotta Kick It Up!
• A Ring of Endless Light
• The Scream Team
• Tuck Everlasting
• Santa Clause 2
• Winnie the Pooh: A Very Merry Pooh Year
• Treasure Planet
• You Wish!
• That’s So Raven
• 101 Dalmatians II: Patch’s London Adventure
• The Jungle Book 2
• Inspector Gadget 2
• Piglet’s Big Movie
• Right on Track
• The Lizzie McGuire Movie
• Atlantis: Milo’s Return
• Finding Nemo
• The Even Stevens Movie
• Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
• Eddie’s Million Dollar Cook-Off
• Freaky Friday
• The Cheetah Girls
• Stitch! The Movie
• Deep Blue
• Lilo & Stitch: The Series
• Brother Bear
• Full-Court Miracle
• The Haunted Mansion

• Recess: All Growed Down
• Recess: Taking the 5th Grade
• The Young Black Stallion
• Pixel Perfect
• Teacher’s Pet
• Miracle
• The Lion King 1½
• Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
• Winnie the Pooh: Springtime With Roo
• Going to the Mat
• Home on the Range
• Sacred Planet
• Zenon: Z3
• Phil of the Future
• America’s Heart and Soul
• Stuck in the Suburbs
• Tiger Cruise
• The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
• Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers
• Empire of Dreams: The Story of the Star Wars Trilogy
• Halloweentown High
• The Incredibles
• Mickey’s Twice Upon a Christmas
• Now You See It...
• Aliens of the Deep
• Mulan II
• Pooh’s Heffalump Movie
• The Pacifier
• Millions
• Buffalo’s Dreams
• Ice Princess
• The Suite Life of Zack & Cody
• Kim Possible Movie: So the Drama
• How Dogs Got Their Shapes
• Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
• Go Figure
• Herbie: Fully Loaded
• Life is Ruff
• Valiant
• The Proud Family Movie
• Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch
• The Greatest Game Ever Played
• Little Einsteins
• Twitches
• Chicken Little
• The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe
• Once Upon a Mattress
• Kronk’s New Groove
• High School Musical
• Roving Mars
• The Emperor’s New School
• Bambi II
• Eight Below
• The Shaggy Dog (2006)
• Cow Belles
• Hannah Montana
• The Wild
• Mickey Mouse Clubhouse
• Cars
• Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior
• Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties
• Leroy & Stitch
• Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
• Read It and Weep
• The Replacements
• Invincible
• The Cheetah Girls 2
• Brother Bear 2
• Fantastic Four: World’s Greatest Heroes

• Handy Manny
• Return to Halloweentown
• Flicka
• The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause
• The Fox and the Hound 2
• Jump In!
• Cinderella III: A Twist in Time
• Meet the Robinsons
• Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
• My Friends Tigger & Pooh
• Johnny Kapahala: Back on Board
• The Secret of the Magic Gourd
• Ratatouille
• High School Musical 2
• Phineas and Ferb
• Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan
• The Game Plan
• Twitches Too
• Wizards of Waverly Place
• Dan in Real Life
• Snowglobe
• National Treasure 2: Book of Secrets
• Minutemen
• Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert
• College Road Trip
• Iron Man
• The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
• Stonehenge Decoded: Secrets Revealed
• Camp Rock
• Wall-E
• Star Wars: The Clone Wars
• The Cheetah Girls: One World
• The Little Mermaid: Ariel’s Beginning
• The Suite Life on Deck
• Star Wars: The Clone Wars (TV Series)

• High School Musical 3: Senior Year
• Tinker Bell
• Bolt
• Iron Man: Armored Adventures
• The Crimson Wing: Mystery of the Flamingos
• Wolverine and the X-Men
• Dadnapped
• Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience
• Kingdom of the Blue Whale
• Hannah Montana: The Movie
• Hatching Pete
• Jonas
• Trail of the Panda
• Easter Island Unsolved
• Princess Protection Program
• Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie
• Bizarre Dinosaurs
• Tinker Bell and the Lost Treasure
• The Princess and the Frog
• Skyrunners
• Starstruck
• Alice in Wonderland (2010)
• Diary of a Wimpy Kid
• Waking Sleeping Beauty
• Good Luck Charlie
• Toy Story 3
• Den Brother
• Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam
• Tinker Bell and the Great Fairy Rescue
• Journey to Shark Eden
• Secretariat
• The Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes
• Great Migrations
• Shake It Up
• Avalon High
• Tangled
• TRON: Legacy
• Jake and the Never Land Pirates
• Wings of Life
• The Suite Life Movie
• Lemonade Mouth
• African Cats
• Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
• Sharpay’s Fabulous Adventure
• Kickin’ It
• Cars 2
• Winnie the Pooh (2011)
• Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension
• Teen Spirit
• Jessie
• Brain Games
• The Incredible Dr. Pol
• Geek Charming
• The Muppets (2011)
• Good Luck Charlie, It’s Christmas
• The 12 Dates of Christmas
• Frenemies
• Lab Rats
• Ultimate Spider-Man
• Chimpanzee
• Violetta
• TRON: Uprising
• Let It Shine
• Gravity Falls
• Brave
• Secrets of the King Cobra
• Crash & Bernstein
• Girl vs. Monster
• Secrets of the Wings
• Wreck-It Ralph
• Santa Paws 2: The Santa Pups
• Winged Seduction: Birds of Paradise
• The Mistle-Tones: A Musical
• The Wizards Return: Alex vs. Alex
• Iron Man 3
• Life Below Zero
• Avengers Assemble
• Monsters University
• Teen Beach Movie
• Hulk and the Agents of S.M.A.S.H.
• Super Buddies
• Sharks of Lost Island
• Thor: The Dark World

• Frozen
• Saving Mr. Banks
• Miracle Landing on the Hudson
• Cloud 9
• Marvel Studios: Assembling a Universe
• Muppets Most Wanted
• Dr. Oakley: Yukon Vet
• Bears
• Zapped
• Girl Meets World
• Guardians of the Galaxy
• How to Build a Better Boy
• Star Wars Rebels
• Dr. K’s Exotic Animal ER
• The Evermoor Chronicles
• Big Hero 6
• Lego Star Wars: The New Yoda Chronicles
• Bad Hair Day
• Monkey Kingdom
• Avengers: Age of Ultron
• Inside Out
• Teen Beach Movie 2
• Best Friends Whenever
• Lego Star Wars: Droid Tales
• Ant-Man
• Descendants
• Guardians of the Galaxy (TV Series)
• PJ Masks
• The Muppets (TV Series, 2016)
• Invisible Sister
• The Lion Guard
• The Good Dinosaur
• Wild Yellowstone
• Star Wars: The Force Awakens
• The Finest Hours
• Stuck in the Middle
• Lab Rats: Elite Force
• Zootopia
• Ice Age: The Great Eggscapade
• World’s Greatest Dogs
• Adventures in Babysitting
• Finding Dory
• Lego Star Wars: The Freemaker Adventures
• Bizaardvark
• The BFG
• Elena of Avalor
• Pete’s Dragon (2016)
• Queen of Katwe
• Milo Murphy’s Law
• The Swap
• Expedition Mars: Spirit & Opportunity
• Moana
• Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
• Before the Flood
• Sea of Hope: America’s Underwater Treasures
• Mickey and the Roadster Racers
• Atlantis Rising
• Newsies: The Broadway Musical
• Origins: The Journey of Humankind
• Tangled: Before Ever After
• Tangled: The Series
• Andi Mack
• Puppy Dog Pals
• Born in China
• Disney’s Fairy Tale Weddings
• Cars 3
• Earth Live
• Kingdom of the Apes: Battle Lines
• Descendants 2
• Raven’s Home
• Spider-Man (TV Series, 2017)
• Diana: In Her Own Words
• Breaking2
• Inhumans

• Vampirina
• Jane
• Big Hero 6: The Series
• Titanic: 20 Years Later With James Cameron
• Secrets of Christ’s Tomb: Explorer Special
• Man Among Cheetahs
• Decorating Disney: Holiday Magic
• Planet of the Birds
• Zombies
• Giants of the Deep Blue
• Rocky Mountain Animal Rescue
• Muppet Babies (2018)
• Into the Okavango
• Drain the Oceans
• Legend of the Three Caballeros
• Big City Greens
• Bug Juice: My Adventures at Camp
• Freaky Friday
• Science Fair
• Free Solo
• Under the Sea: A Descendants Short Story
• Marvel Rising: Secret Warriors
• Star Wars Resistance
• Coop & Cami Ask the World
• Lego Star wars: All-Stars
• Mars: Inside SpaceX
• Mission to the Sun
• The Flood
• Life-Size 2
• Tree Climbing Lions
• Paris to Pittsburgh
• Sydney to the Max
• Kim Possible (2019)
• Fast Layne
• Into the Grand Canyon
• Lost Treasures of the Maya
• The Lost Tomb of Alexander the Great
• Captain Marvel

• Dumbo (2019)
• Hostile Planet
• Amphibia
• Apollo: Missions to the Moon
• Gordon Ramsay: Uncharted
• Kingdom of the White Wolf
• Marvel’s Hero Project
• One Day at Disney
• Encore!
• The World According to Jeff Goldblum
• Noelle
• High School Musical: The Musical: The Series
• Lady and the Tramp (2019)
• The Mandalorian

As if this wasn’t ridiculous enough, once the account was finally done tweeting—a process that took just shy of three hours—it promised more announcements about what subscribers can expect to see on the service beyond launch soon:

Which makes sense, as there are definitely some notable absences from this list, including aspects of Fox’s back catalogue post-merger, several of the more recent Marvel movies, and Lucasfilm titles like Solo: A Star Wars Story and Star Wars: The Last Jedi, both of which were already confirmed as coming to the service at a later date. Or, if you have three hours and seventeen minutes to spare right now, you can watch the same list play out with some associated clips:

Disney+ launches in the U.S. on November 12. You could, apparently, spend the next several decades of your life watching everything on there, and that’s before they even start adding the new content we know is on the way. Which I suppose is what Bob Iger really wants, anyway?

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