Here's a Transcript of the Fundraising Speech Hillary Clinton Didn't Want Us to Hear

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Yesterday, a local reporter posted video allegedly showing a static noise machine strategically placed to drown out Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton’s private fundraising speech in Denver. We’ve contacted the Clinton campaign to confirm that it used the machine, and will update when we hear back. In the meantime, the above is probably how it sounded to the journalists trying to listen in.

Senior writer at Gizmodo.

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