Far too often, it seems like companies are just throwing jargon out at consumers, hoping to provoke awe. Sometimes, you have to wonder if a company even understands the technology it spent millions developing.

The Onion's HP Cloud parody perfectly sums up how it feels to hear a clueless corporate rep explain a new product that's blindly chasing current tech trends in hopes of profit. The faux news is funny (and a little depressing).

SPOILER ALERT: HP has app. [The Onion]