Oh hello, fine citizens of Gizmodo. Can we all agree to burn this week down and never look back?

I don’t know what’s in the cosmic air, but everyone I know has been reporting a hellish stretch of days. WTF, November? You’re supposed to be chill. To distract from The Troubles that people seem to be having, here’s a few stories from today to look at that have nothing to do with the world gone mad:

Anyway, enough about us. How’re you? What’ve you read, seen, done and thought about recently that you feel like sharing? Did you defy the odds and have a fantastic week? Or do you want to you want to join in my cleansing fire ritual? Let’s talk amongst ourselves.

Top image: South Park