This week at Uncrate: We keep our two liters fresh with the FizzKeeper, keep thieves (and Cookie Monster) guessing with the Monster Laptop Sleeve, and keep ourselves nourished with Snickers Marathon Energy Bars. We get into a game of polo on our new Segway x2, make some fresh jungle juice with the Breville Juice Fountain Elite, and keep track of time in two different cities with the Nixon Connect Watch. Finally, we ponder a Gene Simmons/Albert Einstein love child with the Albert Simmons Print, make sure we're safe on the job with the Durex Condom Variety Pack, and give away a pair of Special Edition AVA Macbeth Bonham shoes.