This Week at Uncrate: We contribute to our drinking problems with the Reef Dram Sandal, stare in awe at the Blow Table Lamp, and jam out to The Devil And God Are Raging Inside Me by Brand New. We also protect our noggins with the Schuberth J1 Helmet, protect our privacy with the SearchAlert TSA Approved Lock, and get ready for the arrival of Adobe Creative Suite 3. Finally, we stomp around town in the dragon-adorned Mark Nason Acid Loafer, put on a piece of history with a Marlon Brando Hat, and shoot cola 30 feet into the sky with the Mentos Geyser Tube.