This week at Uncrate: We relive the glory days of baseball cards with the Rated Rookie T-Shirt, turn all our keys into one thanks to the Keyport Slide, and humiliate our friends by making them sit in the Easy Dunker. We then make our escape in the Escapade Pedal Boat, get some rest in the UltraLamina 32 Sleeping Bag, and clean up with the Philips Norelco Formula 1 SmartTouch-XL. Finally, we maximize our space with the LAX Wall Mounted Desk, hit the links in the Bite Crossbuck Golf Sandal, and tear up the track in the 2007 Nissan Nismo Z.