This week at Uncrate: We intimidate our opponents with some Custom Beer Pong Balls, reach a million on Guitar Hero thanks to the React Guitar Hero Controllers, and have Thanksgiving Madden-style by serving up a Turducken.

We also build our own system with the JVC DIY Speaker Kit, get down to business on the Go-Cart Desk, and wish for a ride as cool-looking as the Confederate Renovatio Concept Motorcycle. Finally, we upgrade our morning routine with the Starbucks Sirena Espresso Machine, stay in tune with the Gibson Robot Guitar, and stay amused in the wilderness with the Eton FR300 Emergency Crank Radio.