This week at Uncrate: We upgrade our goldfish-in-a-bowl to a Nature Aquarium, take a trip back in time with MASH Camp, and practice our knife throwing skills with the Wüsthof Ikon Blackwood 22-Piece Set. We also consider using our wine collection for financial gain with the CB2 Home Wine Bar, treat our pores to some Pangea Organics Facial Cleanser, and treat our bellies to some recipes from The Bacon Cookbook.

Finally, we hang our hats on the Coat Range, cover our butts with True Religion Ricky Jeans, and wonder what Obama, Clinton, or McCain would draw while checking out some Presidential Doodles.