This week at Uncrate: We warn others of impending zombie/robotic invasion with Prepare T-Shirts, and kick our liver destruction into high gear with the gargantuan XL Beer Glass. We also get our game on with the Diamond Plate Foosball Table, take a trip to Gillette Stadium's CBS Scene restaurant and bar, and LOL to Do You Believe in Gosh? by the late great Mitch Hedberg. Finally, we camp out in style with the Tabbert Paganini, keep our jimmy-hats handy in the Condom Dispenser, and take a drunken trip to the Great American Beer Festival.