Last week, we offered you a chance to win Monopoly's new cat token by putting it in the most compromising, outrageous situations you could manage—and you guys came through with flying colors.
Some were clever (we see what you did there, Iron Cat), some were horrifying (Miley Mouth), and some were downright masterful (that Walking Dead Cat takes skill). But unfortunately there can only be one winner, and urinating Calvin Cat up there by Kinja user MagicPenguin combines all three to phenomenal effect. MagicPenguin, please contact me at firstname.lastname@example.org to claim your just, feline reward, and to the rest of you, thanks for playing and better luck next time. Here are our honorable mentions, and you can find the rest of the submissions in all their glory down below.