The grass is bright and green, but, ew, it makes you sneeze. The nights are warm and balmy, but, ugh, there are mosquitos. The bars are filled with tempting flesh, but, harrumph, that flesh expects you to pay for its drinks.
What's an allergy-prone, bug bite-covered, misanthrope supposed to do in the summer? Well, you could take this short survey and possibly win a $100 gift card to AMC theaters. While everyone else is basking in the miserable noontime sun, you could be comfortably hidden away watching a Michael Bay retrospective.
To enter, email the final question of the survey to firstname.lastname@example.org with "$100 AMC Gift Card" as the subject line. Standard contest rules apply. Only open to US residents. Readers may also enter by sending the survey question and their contact information to Gawker Media, Attn: "$100 AMC Gift Card Survey, 210 Elizabeth Street, Third Floor, New York NY 10012. The contest begins on June 15 at 11:59am EST and ends on June 30 at 11:59pm EST.