So this week's episode of V was so crazy and over-the-top that you need to contemplate it to make your afternoon complete. I'll give you a recap but honestly all you need to focus on right now is MATING. Because that's all V cares about too. That, and little teeny bottles of DNA that look like sperm.
When James Cameron was designing the alien Na'Vi in Avatar, he wanted to make sure you'd find them sexy. So he polled his crew to make sure they'd "do" the blue natives. So what do you think: Did it work?
The mist creatures of the planet Spermula transform themselves into beautiful women, so they can come to Earth and drain human men of all of their sexual fluids, in the amazing movie Spermula. And it's just possibly NSFW.
Captain Mother knows how to keep order on her ship: with a silvery glitter-covered flogger and a bad attitude, in this awesome sequence from the 1968 exploitation movie Space Thing. Click through for two more eye-bleeding clips. (It's very NSFW.)
In this scene from the movie Decoys 2, an evil alien transforms into a sassy dominatrix so she can mate with a young guy. It's just one of the most embarrassing alien mating scenes ever.