The 7 All-Time Worst Dudes in Outer Space
Between the alien monsters, the crazed androids, and the malfunctioning ships, space is already totally scary before…
Congressman Is Sorry About His YouTube Rant From Inside the Gas Chambers at Auschwitz
Say what you want about Trump’s tweets, new media has given us a new way to see into the psychotic hearts of our…
Mylan Sells Asthma Treatments While It Quietly Invests in Coal
Mylan is one of the most loathsome companies on Earth. Usually, they are hated for charging people with…
Study: People Who Point Out Typos Are Jerks
According to a bunch of fancy linguists, people who are more sensitive to written typos and grammatical errors are…
All the People You Hate Got Together and Made a Nutrition Infographic
It’s important to give people accurate information about food, and it’s important to communicate that information in an…
FCC Hits Asshole Robocallers With $2.94 Million Fine
The FCC has been conducting some major ass-kicking lately, a trend it is continuing with its latest move: slapping a…
Republican Senators Just Voted To Sell Off Your National Forests
Our public lands — including National Forests, wildlife refuges and wilderness areas — are arguably our greatest…
A Vape Hoodie for the Casual Douche
Do you like to be comfortable? Are you an asshole? Then boy do we have the garment for you. It's the world's first…
10 Dragons Who Are Enormous Assholes
Sometimes dragons are the majestic lords of the sky, noble creatures who are wise and powerful. Sometimes they're evil…
Dumb Wi-Fi Network Name Delays Flight for Four Hours
Some asshat at Los Angeles International Airport ruined a plane-full of people's days on Sunday night. He named a Wi-Fi…
If You Complain About the TSA, You're More Likely to Be Screened by the TSA
You gotta hand it to the TSA, they're really good at making you hate traveling. CNN has recently obtained a list of 70…
Why Does it Cost $300 to Buy Avatar on 3D Blu-ray?
Who's buying 3DTVs and 3D Blu-ray players? People who watched 3D movies in theaters, then want to re-live the…
No, J.D. Power & Associates, Timothy Leary Wasn't Talking About Social Media
While Dr. Leary was fairly entranced by computers and cyberculture in the '90s—what stoner wasn't?—I hardly think he…
Seven Taglines You Can't Repeat Without Sounding Like an Asshole
There's hardly a spokesasshole in the world of tech who doesn't throw around some kind of tagline. And that's fine…
The Motive: Balloon Boy's A-Hole Parents Were Developing a Reality Show
Wondering why anyone would want to trick the world into thinking their 6-year-old was flying away in a gigantic party…
Monster Cable Sues Monster Transmission, Ensures Spot on DBag Company List of '09
Monster Cable, suer of an incredible number of companies that just happen to have the word "Monster" in their names,…
Hackers Attack Epileptics Forum With Snow Crash-like Seizure Inducing GIFs
For currently unknown reasons, several internet griefers decided to screw with epileptics last weekend by posting…
Which Gizmodo Commenters Suck?
Lately, I've been getting tons of complaints about asshole commenters. I'm not talking about the ones that disagree…