Stop Using Blowtorches to Kill Spiders in Your House
While this should seemingly go without saying, it turns out that “kill it with fire” is not a great idea when it comes…
Sprint and T-Mobile Are Officially Merging, and It's Terrible
After years of on-and-off flirting, including a broken engagement in 2017, Sprint and T-Mobile have finally agreed to a…
Once We Start Geoengineering, We Won't Be Able To Stop
With each passing year that the world fails to get a grip on its carbon emissions, the threat of climate change…
Oh Shit, Will.i.am Could Soon Be in Charge of Your Smart Home
Will.i.am has had a hard time breaking into the tech market. In his latest entrepreneurial venture, he’s jumping into…
Silicon Valley's Hottest Overpriced Juicer Apparently Works Worse Than Your Bare Hands
Remember Juicero? It was the darling of glass-eyed Silicon Valley investors just a year ago. But it turns out the the…
JetBlue Invites Passengers to Watch Fun Show Called Why Planes Crash
As many of us prepare for holiday season travel, armed with headphones and Xanax, it’s incredible to realize that we…
Don't Sleep With Your Phone
Fancy computer phones are great. They let us communicate, work, document, learn, complain, order dinner, find…
Threat Detection CEO Suspended for Threatening to Kill Donald Trump
On Monday, San Diego-based cybersecurity firm PacketSled announced that it had placed its CEO on administrative leave…
Store Is Very Sorry for Exploiting 9/11 With Its 'Twin Tower Sale' Commercial
In a deeply regrettable attempt to cash in on human tragedy using viral video magic, a company called Miracle Mattress…
Watch a Crane Totally Collapse After Trying to Move a Water Tank
Bad idea: trying to use a crane to lift a water tank before checking if it’s empty or not. You can see the crane’s arm…
Throwing Bullets Into Molten Aluminum Is an Explosively Bad Idea
Please don’t ever do this at home. Or do this anywhere, really. Mixing bullets with molten aluminum creates a helluva…
Scientists Confirm: Comets Smell Like Cat Piss
Rotten eggs, cat urine, bitter almonds—that’s the delightful elixir of aromas comprising the BO of one comet 67P, also…
Bud Light Ritas, Ranked
What’s the best flavor of Bud Light Ritas? This is a trick question.
Man Hits Glass Bridge With Sledgehammer, You Will Absolutely Believe What Happens Next
China, conceiver of large, ambitious, and often terrifying new infrastructure projects, has decided to build another opp…
An Incomplete List of Things the Federal Government Should Stop Using Thanks to Apple
In the latest salvo of the ongoing Apple vs FBI salvo, Florida GOP congressman David Jolly has introduced a (doomed) bil…
Unfortunately, a 'Live-Action Hybrid' Sonic the Hedgehog Movie is Happening
Not like this, Sonic. Not like this.
You Probably Shouldn't Let Autocorrect Write Your Dating Profile
Predictive text and neural networks have gotten crazy good in the past few years, to the extent that I would actually…
The Team Behind the Disastrous Spider-Man Musical Is Bringing a Live-Action Transformers Event to China
Hey, remember Spider-Man: Turn off the Dark? The Spider-Man broadway show that someone somewhere thought was a great…
Some Twisted Microsoft Developer Made This Awful Alarm Clock App From Hell
The morning and I have a hate-hate relationship that has seen more than one alarm clock shatter against an unyielding…
This Celebrity-Studded Instagram Petting Zoo Is a Disaster Waiting to Happen
Instagram’s most famous animal rescue foundation is beloved by celebrities and millions of fans, and completely and…