Or at least why he shouldn't team up with Badman, the imbecilic hero played with such gusto by Pete Holmes. Warner Bros., if you want to use this scene verbatim in the Batman/Superman movie, I'm totally cool with that.
Do you still have room in your heart for one more video making fun of Christian Bale's Batman voice? If so, watch this. Even if you don't, you might want to give it a try because it feature the greatest Penguin that never was: Patton Oswalt.