Expensive Gear to Shower Upon Mark Zuckerberg

Unlike Tom from MySpace, Mark Zuckerberg is not your friend. But fuck it. Think about all the time you've spent on Facebook—for free! You should get him something nice.

Expensive Gear to Shower Upon Mark Zuckerberg

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