The world was denied a breakthrough in food-in-a-can technology and deliciousness when a petty thing like money kept Candwich, the sandwich in a can, off of store shelves. But now it's here.

The Candwich could have changed the world. With $145 million in potential funding, it was poised to be the Coca Cola of the sandwich-enclosed-in-aluminum market. But things went awry, as the money was never meant for candwiches at all.