According to city government officials in Puerto Princesa City, Philippines, a local fisher just dropped off this monster of a pearl to a local tourism office. If legit, it would far surpass the current Guinness record holder, the Pearl of Lao Tzu, at a comparatively measly 14 pounds, which also came from the…
Long claws make for excellent clam-digging.
What's that? You haven't seen the video of the clam "licking" salt off a table? Well sit back and enjoy the uncanny spectacle that is a tonguing clam... then understand this: that's no tongue.
We need to consider, as a society, that we've run out of decent ways to smuggle cocaine. I say this because David Pocasangre Vaquiz was arrested outside DC with $10,000 worth of coke stuffed into 80 clams. Clams.