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Larry David of cranky old man fame demonstrates the best way to deal with people with Bluetooth headsets that talk just a little bit too loud. LD's spot-on with this annoyance, which is weird because it's probably the only time other than hiring a prostitute to drive in the carpool lane that we'd actually emulate…