Well, he's been modeling for this statue that's (hopefully) gonna be placed next to a Ten Commandments statue on the lawn in front of Oklahoma's state capitol, courtesy of those noted holiday-cheer-spreaders, the Satanic Temple. Vice has hella (sorry) more under-construction pics of the statue, right this way.
The Holidays are depressing. Religious celebrations aside, they're filled with time spent with a family you didn't choose, little sun, zero free time and an obligation to buy stuff for other people. Do you know someone with this outlook?
Screw Xmas trees. Festivus Poles are where it's at. And now you can get your own 2' 8" or 6' model to celebrate Festivus the way it was meant to be celebrated. With the people you hate. Reader Keebler shares his experience: