What is this magic, which allows heat to be made in a small packet, without flame or electricity? Surely it is made by wizards! Ah, but no. It's science!
I know winter is coming and all, but fisting a mouse pad that makes your hand the sweaty meat in the sandwich probably won't help you get that promotion. It could help you decide what's for lunch, though.
If you feel like your coworkers just don't ostracize you enough, these fuzzy bear and rabbit USB hand warmers are sure to do the trick. "Why does that guy have his hands jammed into a stuffed animal's esophagus?" they'll ask.