So you spent all of Christmas in a slasher-movie frenzy. Why not continue the streak with 1980's deliciously trashy, punk-inflected Golan-Globus production New Year's Evil? "I'm going to commit murder at mid-e-night!"
Yeah, there's a soft spot in our coal-black hearts for the uplifting likes of A Christmas Story and It's A Wonderful Life. But sometimes, the holidays call for a little more darkness. A little more mayhem. A little more murder. Inappropriate? Maybe. But that's the way we like it.
Many of you have stories of Decembers gone technologically wrong, but telling them to friends over the dinner table only gets you laughs and sympathetic looks. Telling them to Gizmodo can get you pizza and fame. Pizza and fame.
