I don't want to spoil the newest installment of Animation Domination HD's Scientifically Accurate series, but I do want to say that the terrifying penises of the DuckTales crew finally have some... stiff... competition.
Evian decided to pair up with The Amazing Spider-Man 2 movie to shill some of its water. No problem with that... until you see the commercial, which is all about Spider-Man discovering a tiny baby version of himself in a mirror and challenging it to a... dance-off?
Have you ever thought, "Man, I wish I could go bowling while I was wearing a giant bowling pin costume — and it would be even better if those bowling pins were designed like the giant robots featured in the popular anime Evangelion!" No, of course not, because you're not insane.
If there's three words that everybody associates with Michael Bay and his movies, those words are "commitment to quality." Which is why it should surprise no one that four of Transformers 4's cast members won't be chosen by antiquated nonsense like auditions or talent, but instead by winning a Chinese reality show.