You don't have to imagine what happens when 15 self-entitled imbeciles paid $2,666 each to rent a luxury summer home in East Hampton, Long Island, to party for the entire summer. Here's what happened, according to a letter sent by the landlord, forwarded by one of said imbeciles to Jezebel.
Fifteen idiots (15!) paid $100 (plus tax) for this Golden Jay. It's nothing else but a simple drawing of a marijuana joint that you can paste over your photos using rapper Snoop Dogg's iPhone app Snoopify. Even the people who made the app are amazed: "I was shocked—but hey, this is a new world.”
No matter how pretty they're now, every tattoo becomes an ugly mistake in three decades: deformed, dangling obscenely on loose wrinkly skin. The Chinese characters that these imbeciles got, however, were ugly mistakes from the very first minute. Their meaning is completely wrong.
The incompetent IT department at the Economic Development Administration—an agency of the US Department of Commerce—spent $2.7 million to destroy $170,000 of computers, webcams and even mice after Homeland Security told them they had a virus in their network.
iPhone owners can't sue Apple over broken glass, says judge. Which kind of imbeciles sue for breaking their own stuff?
Hey people, Apple.com was NOT hacked. This is what happened:
The assclowns running Aol and Yahoo! think that merging their two sinking companies into one is a great idea. They may have their own dicks into their ears because they can't hear the whole internet screaming how stupid that is.