If we made a Top Gear for gadgets, would you watch it? In two weeks, you'll have your chance.

So this happened. Though he wishes to remain anonymous, this unnamed editor-in-chief of Gizmodo just received his latest purchase in the mail. It's terrifying, and $80, and from Hot Topic.

Gizmodo's Joe Brown joined MSNBC's NewsNation on December 7, 2011 to talk about Facebook security. Watch the clip above!

Gizmodo's Joe Brown joined CNN International on December 15, 2011 to discuss Amazon's Kindle Fire. Watch the clip above!

Gizmodo's Joe Brown joined Bloomberg West on November 9, 2011. Watch the clip above!

Gizmodo's Joe Brown appeared on Discovery Channel's iGenius: How Steve Jobs Changed the World on Sunday October 16, 2011. Watch his clips above!

Gizmodo's Joe Brown appeared on MSNBC on October 13, 2011 to talk about the Blackberry outages. Watch the clip above!

Joe Brown joined MSNBC's Tamron Hall on NewsNation on October 6, 2011 to talk about the impact of Steve Jobs. Watch the clip above!

Gizmodo's Joe Brown joined CNN's Piers Morgan Tonight on October 5, 2011 to talk about the death of Steve Jobs. Watch the clip above.

Gizmodo's Joe Brown joined CNN Newsroom on October 4, 2011 to speculate about the upcoming announcement of a new iPhone. Watch the clip above!

Gizmodo's Joe Brown shared his top apps with CNN's American Morning on October 3, 2011. Check out the clip above!

Gizmodo's Joe Brown appeared on MSNBC on September 28, 2011 to talk about the new Amazon Kindle. Watch the clip above!

Gizmodo's Joe Brown appeared on MSNBC's NewsNation on September 19, 2011 to talk about Netflix. Watch the clip above.

Gizmodo's Joe Brown appeared on BBC World News and BBC America on September 15, 2011. Watch the clip above!

Gizmodo's Joe Brown claimed a desk in the MSNBC Newsroom on August 26, 2011 in preparation for Hurricane Irene coverage. He joined MSNBC's Tamron Hall, Thomas Roberts and Contessa Brewer for live interviews about the technology used during hurricanes.

Gizmodo's Joe Brown appeared on NBC Nightly News with Brian Williams on August 26, 2011 to talk about the problems with cell towers as Hurricane Irene approaches. Watch the clip above!

Gizmodo's editor-in-chief Joe Brown joined Bloomberg West TV on August 3, 2011 to talk about Blackberry's new OS. Watch the clip above!

Gizmodo editor-in-chief Joe Brown joined MSNBC Live on July 6, 2011 to talk about the Facebook announcement. Watch above.

Gizmodo editor-in-chief Joe Brown joined CNBC's Street Signs on July 5, 2011 to talk about the demise of the battery. Watch the clip above.

Gizmodo's Joe Brown gave Discovery Canada's Daily Planet a tour of the 2011 Smart Home on May 11, 2011. Watch the clip above!