I'm not normally an emotions sorta person when it comes to music — sure, I listen to stuff basically 24/7, but normally to block out distractions (or because Taylor Swift is hella catchy). There's not many songs I've listened to on repeat because the emotions get to me, but John Mayer's cover of Free Fallin' is number…

He's a very annoying songwriter who used to sing at Apple keynotes. She's a very annoying singer who, at age 28, "was spotlighted in her own 3D autobiographical film." He asked her to marry him, she said no thanks.

John Mayer just quit Twitter. Check for yourself. And right after he recently came back to it! So...uh...what happens to his Twitter account?

Hi guys, John Mayer here. I know it's been a while since I've "touched base," but you know I've been pretty busy with my fourth album launch, y'know, the "heartbreak handbook"? About that anti-Twitter girl?

"This heart didn't come with instructions," Twittered John Mayer, after Jennifer Aniston ended their relationship over the phone. The reason for the breakup? He twittered too much.

John Mayer may not have shown up at the Apple iPhone keynote yesterday, but that doesn't mean we're not the best place to keep up on John Mayer news. And this one, my friends, is one juicy piece of John Mayer news. [John Mayer's Twitter]

The nice thing about concepts is that sometimes they actually get made, as is the case with the Speak-er.

Hi guys, John Mayer here. When I saw the Mac OS X dock icon pillows that some guy named Roberto made for his friend Michaela, I wanted my sofa to look exactly like that. I was tempted to fire up Mail and write a message to my pal Steve's minions—asking why they didn't have the Icon Pillow Collection available at the…

The UN's International Telecommunications Union announced Friday that mobile phone subscriptions will reach 4 billion by the end of 2008, far more than half of the estimated 6.7 billion total world population. Of course, there are some, like John Mayer, who throw off that number by having more than one cell phone…

Hey guys, John Mayer here. I just wanted to let you know about my new laptop messenger bag. Because when I'm not having lights-off sex with women you could only dream about or double-douching it with twin Bluetooth headsets, I always make sure my fans are buying the latest in John Mayer branded gear. Oh, do I carry…

Hey guys. John Mayer here. I just wanted to say Apple rocks. Get it? Apple rocks! Yeah. Rocks. Ha ha. Hookai. Never mind. Reader Moe Bacon sent us these pretty painted rocks and the Gizmodo folks told me it could be good idea for a contest. Just pick your favorite gadget and do your own version. You can use anything:…

Just when we thought John Mayer was happy with his MacBook Air, he goes and cheats on Apple with a Sony Vaio. Was it the fact that he had to submit a bug report? Was it the fact that everyone's submitting bug reports with his name in it? Or how about because he's on the Sony BMG label? Who knows! It's not the first…

Hey guys. John Mayer here. You might have noticed I didn't sing at the iPhone 3G launch. That probably disappointed you, since people like to hear the songs that I write, which is why I'm going on tour. So you can hear my songs. BlackBerry is sponsoring it, since I really like the Bold. Because when I'm not calling…

Hey Guys,

John Mayer here.

I just wanted to tell you that if you mention my name in your Mac OS X software crash report, it seems that there are real chances of you getting a direct reply from Apple Support, just like it happened to me. A Gizmodo reader did it and he got a reply straight away from the good people at…

It looks like writing "John Mayer here" really works to get Apple's attention when you report a problem. According to Steve Jobs' fab guitarist, they got back to him directly only four days after he sent the bug report ramblings:

John Mayer is the guitarist who sometimes closes Apple events with a small gig (he comes right after you turn off the Quicktime broadcast to check the Apple Store), and Steve Jobs' favorite music poster boy this side of Bob Dylan. Last week, Mayer contacted Apple about a problem with iTunes using the bug reporting…

So all you need to do to get a MacBook Air early is to be an internationally known musician and perform at several Apple events. Done and done. [John Mayer Blog via tuaw]