Well, well, well. WELL. It seems we missed this animated GIF from the roundup of the best worst photos of Kim Dotcom. Clearly, Kim Dotcom is too much man for your cheap lawn furniture.

Kim Dotcom may be the king of bad taste, but the Feds' handling of his criminal case is pretty bad, according to Apple co-founder—and Gizmodo hero/friend—Steve Wozniak:

Kim Schmitz aka Kimble aka Kim Dotcom. He was born in Kiel, Germany. According to the feds, he has done many bad things. But who was Kim the man, really? Was he a monster? A gangster? A misunderstood genius perhaps?