WikiLeaks has just released its biggest ever stash of formerly confidential information. Referred to as the "Kissinger Cables", they include 1.7 million diplomatic records from between 1973 and 1976.

Make out with this pig robot, and its sensitive lips will transmit the same sensations to anyone you choose (as long as she or he also owns a mechanical kissing pig). Because nothing says "I'm perfectly happy alone in my house of 1,000 cats and jars of urine" like a robot pig you can French kiss.