I hope you're ready for a day of iKnight jokes, because Apple's Senior Vice President of Industrial Design, Jonathan Ive, has officially been made a Knight Commander of the British Empire.
Yeah, I can't get this damned thing out of my head either. But anyway, many congrats to the soon-to-be Sir Patrick. [CNN]
So you're walking home late from work, and you take a shortcut through an alley. Three large men approach. But you're not afraid.