Always at the forefront of the needlessly strange brassiere industry, Japan has revealed its newest breast-supporting wonder — a bra that can change its color and pattern! The weird part? Well, it's inspired by Disney's hit movie Frozen... so it only changes design when it touches your sister's bra.
Sorry, Disney, but if you don't have the balls to go ahead and completely sexuallize your beloved Disney Princess girls brand, then Japan will do it for you. Ladies, now your lady bits can truly feel like a princess with lingerie based on Cinderella, Aurora, Belle and Rapunzel! Sorry, girls, puberty not included!
Like everything else in lower Manhattan, Hurricane Sandy knocked out power at the Nation Guard's armory. The 69th Infantry Regiment would've been screwed. Victoria's Secret saved their asses. Here's how the servicemen got their groove back.
Tupac hologram, you were amazing. Beautiful girl in lingerie hologram, you might be even better. A lingerie store in France called Empreinte is using a hologram woman in lingerie after the store closes to attract people. I think it's working.
Last week, the $12-million, superhero-themed Victoria's Secret lingerie show graced New York with a cadre of ladies wearing nothing but capes, wings, tights, and meaningful gazes directed toward a non-existent dot somewhere on the horizon.
This bikini, called the N12, is the world's first 3D-printed bikini. It's a sexy design that uses small discs held together by springs. The cool thing is that the designerss want to use women's body scans to create perfect fitting bikinis.
Hey ladies! Nothing worse for a gal than waking up with a bad case of "wrinkled cleavage," amiright? Even if I'm not, négligée-creating La Decollete thinks I am, so they created the Sleeping Beauty Bra. It's, ahem, certainly interesting?
This is the Cup Size Choir, seven angels in lingerie singing seven notes at your command. They lie down, breathing sensually, waiting for you, ready to play Deck the Halls or whatever Christmas carol you want.
As far as naughty Star Wars geek-wear goes, Princess Leia's gold bikini is so last year — and California-based artisan EveningArwen has rectified that with these Darth Vader and Stormtrooper corsets.
I'm all for naughty, oh-come-treat-me-like-a-bad-girl-tonight scraps of lace. What I'm not such a fan of is trashy oh-come-follow-me-using-the-built-in-GPS lingerie. I don't care if it's pretty, frilly designer lingerie. It's got a damn tracking system embedded in the fabric.
Sometimes, you just want to practice your putting. If you're near a woman wearing Triumph's new golf outfit, and you can convince her to take it off, you can putt to your heart's content.
Nothing gets my blood pumping like a sexy lady wearing a skimpy outfit that glows in the dark. Well, I guess the glowing in the dark thing isn't necessary, but if it's part of the package, go nuts, I guess.
The kitten with a whip lingerie line Agent Provocateur is coming out with a comics-inspired unmentionables line. See their Doctor Who-esque underwear trailer and army of thonged supers. It's interesting - especially Hornette's confusing nunchuck lightsabers. NSFW.
The upcoming Smart Memory Bra by Lisca lingerie senses a woman's arousal through her body's heat, then squeezes her boobs together accordingly. We ask, does a pushup bra really need an off switch?
If two women were to ever lightsaber dueled for my affection, I might need to slice myself in half to accommodate the needs of them both. [Thanks Nick!]
We've all been there (who've touched a woman's torso). The passion. The heat. The clasp. The smug, "maybe you should practice this when I'm not home." The smugger, "maybe I do!" Now here's the solution.
You have the green tentacle legs, the cylon lesbians and best of all, the head-eating parasol monster. It all happened at the Ordifen Cup 2007 Lingerie Innovative Design Contest at China Fashion Week in Beijing. Warning: skimpy costumes and not-quite-orthohuman shapes ahead.
Gallery: China Fashion 2007
If there's one thing we never thought would be a cellphone strap, it would be lingerie. Well, never count out a horny Japanese businessman, we suppose.
Still unable to find a partner to fill in that corset you own for some odd reason? Do what all of the cool kids are doing and turn it into a lamp. Why? Who knows, but it definitely looks awesome and will make you the coolest (and creepiest) kid on the block. $43.
Not sure how we ever missed these when they were making such a ruckus two months ago, but now there are quite a few new versions available of the Tramp Lamp, illuminated lingerie that might just cast the perfect glow on your boudoir.
