Perhaps the most joyful story in moviemaking for the past year has been the ongoing delight of stachegateāthe absurdity of a spat between Henry Cavillās reshoots on last yearās Justice League and filming the just-released Mission: ImpossibleāFallout, a tale of impressive follicles and dodgy CGI. And now we know it allā¦
A moment of silence, please. The world has lost a titan today: the most contentious piece of facial hair in moviemaking history. The mustache that caused Justice League to turn Henry Cavillās face into a CG-shaved, one-way ticket to the uncanniest of valleys, is no more.
Thereās a long list of things wrong with the Justice League movie, not the least of which being the hasty and poorly-executed digital removal of Henry Cavillās mustache that he couldnāt shave during the filmās reshoots. But not to worry, some random dude on the internet with a $500 used PC and a world-changing AI justā¦
The most exciting thing about Justice League will be getting to see some of DCās mightiest heroes together on the big screen. The second most exciting thing? Watching it and trying not to imagine what every scene with Superman wouldāve looked like if the filmmakers hadnāt edited out the mustache Henry Cavill sportedā¦
This week we heard about the news that is rocking the production of Justice League to its very core: Henry Cavillās Mission Impossible-mandated mustache must be digitally edited out of scenes being filmed during reshoots. But, as this delightful video shows, couldnāt a movie be improved by extra mustaches?
Justice League has been working overtime in England on its reshoots, being helmed by Joss Whedon in the wake of Zack Snyderās unfortunate exit from production. A new report details some of the trials and tribulations the film is having reuniting its league movie stars, but thereās one hairy detail in particular thatā¦
Photographer Greg Anderson recently returned from the National Beard and Mustache Championships held in New Orleans. You're not going to believe the things that some guys can do with their facial hair.
We finally have our first look at Beware the Batman in action, and it looks... well, like Green Lantern: The Animated Series, but all dark and Batman-y. The clip features Batman delegating Pyg and Toad's puzzle to Alfred, but I think there's a bigger mystery here: Where the @#$% is Alfred's mustache?!
They say the truest test of a man is his ability to grow and maintain facial hair. Admittedly, I have no idea who "they" are in this instance, but its obvious why they're preoccupied with what happens above and below a man's lips ā it can make the difference between shame and dignity, between class and boorishness,ā¦
With the trends of today's disaffected youth being what they are, mustaches have gained an unfortunate affiliation with hipsterdom and its ironic ramifications. This gloriously dignified mustache spoon, however, is a reminder that there was actually a time when your mustache was a symbol of honor and of your manhood.
The designers say the mustache on this Robot Wine Rack is optional, but let's be honest with ourselves, shall we? We all know one does not in good taste forgo the donning of a mustache when one is readily available.
