Good morning, everyone. Fancy waking up to some delicious, sizzling bacon?
Seriously. Who wants this on their mantlepiece? Except for maybe Arnold Schwarzenegger himself?
Everyone knows that in Taiwan—or the United States—people don't have nipples until they are 18 years old—because body parts are dirty. Which is why TV channels censor them in the most ridiculous ways. Fortunately, in Japan they make an exception for blue tits.
If true, this is really weird. This video shows a Japanese iPhone 5S user using his nipples to lock and unlock the new iPhone 5S, which has a fingerprint sensor built-in. Apparently, the sensor works on nipples and toes!
According to plastic surgeon Anthony Youn, "smokers who undergo breast lifts are at great risk of losing their nipples." This is not just a theory. Their nipples may "turn black and fall off." I can't imagine a more horrifying scene:
Remember when every paranormal adventure novel had to have a woman with a tramp stamp, with her back to the reader? Preferably wearing tight leather pants and holding a crossbow? Those days are over.
That's a breast on a chip. Why? Because though it looks like a slide, it actually accurately mimics the branching mammary duct system of a breast, where most breast cancers begin. That's key for cancer research since scientists can now test new approaches for treatment, like magnetic nanoparticles. It sounds insane:
For aesthetic reasons, plastic surgeons are sometimes required to re-position male nipples – after dramatic weight-loss for example. In such a case they are presented, in effect, with a substantially blank canvas.
Trendy English retailer Selfridges' "nipple enhancers" have an alluring product description promising that "the natural look is back." Men love a bit of silicone. But what would you think if one of these fell off during a groping session?
To open the secret entrance to the cave, try left-left-up-left-down-down-right-left then a-y-y-x-b-a and then hold the d-pad down while clicking y-y-b-b. Press start twice, and you will get in. [Flopculture]
Even with a perfect figure, it can be difficult to draw attention in the era of outpatient cosmetic surgery. Luckily the Nipple Pheromone is here to help.
Batman's chest will have special bat-cups which, ummm, lift and separate his pecs. At least he's not sporting the much-criticized nipples from 1997's Batman and Robin. New Batsuit images from The Dark Knight from Uruloki, via IESB.
This fun little guy is not only good for telling the time, you can also pose it for fun little art projects. What's really great are the two clamps he has for hands, so that you can use them for autoero...wait, what's this? Those are for holding notes and photos? Well never mind then. Next you'll tell us those wooden…