Tumblr's Porn Filter Flags Its Own Examples of 'Permitted' Nudity
According to Tumblr, its new adult content ban doesn’t effect images of “female-presenting nipples” that involve…
This Bop It-Like Toy You Can Fuck Has Major Design Issues
I will admit I spent a very long time staring at this Motherboard story about a new sex toy created in celebration of…
How Sex Toy Makers Pick Vibrator Colors
Scoring a color’s sexiness calls for a sketchy rubric at best: Although someone appointed it the color of romance and…
Dive Into a Mysterious, Brutal Conspiracy in This Look Inside the New Young Terrorists Collection
Nearly three years ago, Black Mask Studios made waves with the brutal, politically-tinged thriller Young Terrorists.…
Avengers Sex Toys, Assemble!
Late last year Australian sex toy maker Geeky Sex Toys gave us serious pause. At the time it was producing sex toys…
Read the First Issue of Dark Horse's Excellent American Gods Comic Right Here
Starz’s wonderful take on Neil Gaiman’s tale of modern day gods wasn’t the only great adaptation of American Gods we…
A Dildo Maker Has Finally Determined What The Shape of Water's Fish Dick Looks Like
The Shape of Water is the story of a star-crossed affair between a mute woman and a fish man god-creature, a film that…
John Boyega and Oscar Isaac Know All the Naughty Things You've Been Thinking About Them
One of the main reasons that so many Star Wars fans are so insistent on shipping Finn and Poe Dameron is the very…
These Hyper-Realistic Squishy CG Heads Are Really Freaking Me Out
Looking for a creepy and unsettling way to start your morning? No? Well, too bad, you probably shouldn’t have clicked…
Welp, There's a Stranger Things Dildo Now
Whenever there’s a new, popular sci-fi movie like Avatar or television show like Stranger Things that features…
Pornhub Is Cashing in on Ted Cruz's Horny Twitter Gaffe
Technical diagrams. Active shooter training. A funeral. These are all things orders of magnitude more arousing than Ted…
This Super Pretty Vibrator Is Basically a Stress Ball for My Vagina
Staring at this squishy little vibrator, that looks more like something you’d find on the beach than in a sex store,…
At the End of the NSFW Fidget Spinner Rainbow: This Guy's Dick
As fidget spinners make a career jump from anxiety reduction bauble to postmodern sex toy, one guy has us all beat.
Newsweek Writer: I'm Not Horny, I'm Just Researching Tentacle Porn for My Wife
What we know to be true: Newsweek senior writer Kurt Eichenwald had a 212-page hentai comic called B-Chiku open on his…
Here Is the Porn Video That Played in DC's Union Station Last Night [NSFW]
Last night, a display screen in Union Station—one of Washington DC’s main transit hubs—found itself moonlighting as a…
Learning About Animal Genitalia Is Really Fascinating Stuff
Meet Patty Brennan, she has one of the most interesting jobs that anyone could possibly ever have because she’s an…
A Look Back at the Movies and TV Shows of 2016 [NSFW]
Do you want to take a look back at 2016? Yeah, me neither. I’ve blocked out so much of what happened this year that I’m…
Check Out the Overhead Shots in Films by Martin Scorsese [NSFW]
It’s fairly easy to recognize a film made by Martin Scorsese: there are scenes in slow motion mixed with wonderful long…
Are These People Really Fucking in Trump Tower? [NSFW]
Google Maps, as we all know, has a tendency to surface some pretty odd scenes. Trump Tower, too, contains many oddities.…
Silly Animation Shows Off Some Crazy Weapons Used During the Middle Ages
From Sam O’Nella, here’s an amusing look at some of the weird, creative, and deeply sinister weapons used during the…