Sobbing Martin Shkreli Sentenced to 7 Years in Prison for Securities Fraud and Being an Asshole
When “pharma bro” Martin Shkreli spoke with Gizmodo back in September, he told us he wouldn’t spend a single day in prison. Turns out, he was wrong.
Boyvillain Martin Shkreli Ordered to Forfeit Coveted Wu-Tang Album
Martin Shkreli, the damp stack of Saltines who positioned himself into brief fame as the most hated man in America, was ordered by a judge to part with “Once Upon a Time in Shaolin,” the one-of-a-kind Wu-Tang Clan album he bought for $2 million. The mind strains to imagine a less sympathetic comeuppance.
Martin Shkreli May Have to Give His Wu-Tang Album to the Feds
Martin Shkreli, the convicted securities fraudster, insufferable troll, and so-called “Pharma Bro” widely loathed for jacking up the price of anti-parasitic drug Daraprim, bought the Wu-Tang clan’s single-copy album Once Upon a Time in Shaolin in 2015, impressively making himself even more widely loathed. It’s…
Hell Freezes Over as Martin Shkreli Performs a Public Service
Hell has officially frozen over. The Chicago Cubs won the World Series; Donald Trump won the US presidency; and now, internet villain Martin Shrkeli, who’s best known for jacking up the price of HIV/AIDs medication, has performed a public service: He allowed everyone to listen to the only copy of the Wu-Tang Clan’s…
RZA's Got a Great Attitude About Selling Wu-Tang's $2 Million Album to a Sinister Creep
A very sharp-looking RZA recently sat down with Bloomberg Business to share his feelings about Martin Shkreli buying Wu-Tang’s ultra rare record, Once Upon a Time in Shaolin. Suffice it to say, he doesn’t really give a shit who bought it. It’s art.
Bill Murray Can Steal the $2 Million Wu-Tang Album Back From That Asshat [Corrected]
The world wilted a little bit after learning that price-gouging pharmaceutical executive and human cesspool Martin Shkreli bought an impossibly rare Wu-Tang album for $2 million. But guess what. Wu-Tang reportedly wrote a brilliant clause into the sales contract that would enable them to get it back.
