We Really Hope This Despotic Barefoot-Running, Acorn-Hating Unicyclist Is Just a Facebook Troll [Update: He is]

There are a lot of things to be tired about in 2018—really, take your pick. But it’s possible that the most exhausting thing to surface in the frothing tide of tedium that is social media has made its way to Twitter in an obvious challenge to all of us to log off forever. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you an…