For the hordes of people who get their news from Facebook, today brought a particularly hairy situation with it. And by that we mean pubic hair.
Trimming the bushes. Vacuuming the carpet. Coiffing the cat. Whatever your choice in questionable metaphor for the act of tidying up one’s pubic hair, have it on hand, because it turns out that a whole lot of American women do it.
It's a biological mystery that has perplexed humanity through the ages – especially in recent times when so many of us go to such great lengths to remove it. What useful purpose could pubic and armpit hair possibly serve?
If de facto trend-barometer American Apparel is any indication, the bush is, indeed, back. That's excellent news for American genitals. Analyses of American emergency room data indicate genital injuries related to pubic grooming had increased nearly sixfold between 2002 and 2010. Things were getting out of hand.
"In the past I was dating a girl who had a bit more hair decorating her muff than I prefer. How does one politely go about requesting a trim?" asks a reader. Drew Magary has the answer at Deadspin.