Do you need more in life than pulled pork mac & cheese on a glazed doughnuts and nitroglycerin pills? No, no you fucking don't.
What are the United States' best regional foodstuffs? Its worst? These are the questions that bedevil the mind of man—but no longer! For here, we have ranked them. Rigorously scientific (not), ardently researched (nope), and scrupulously fair (not even a little bit): this is the Great American Menu!