I can’t take it any more. Please, just make it stop. We don’t deserve this. Nobody deserves this. Just make it go away. The world is terrible enough already without this cutesy shit getting churned out by literal criminals. Just. Stop.
The amateur sleuths of Twitter thought that they had uncovered a Thanksgiving conspiracy today, claiming that White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders stole a photo of a pie from PBS and posted it as her own. Did Sanders lie about her pie? No. And we’ll show you why.