Women: who can figure them out? We're an endless series of bloody tubes bound together by a glue made up of getting mad for no reason and, I don't know, feelings? Nail art? Cat video induced squeals? Olivia Pope coat envy? Thankfully, one Reddit community exists to decode — and tame — the elusive human female.
I use Xbox Live for yelling at 10-year-old British kids when I play Fifa. You may use it for galvanizing your Halo clan. Rachel Ann Hicks allegedly used it for seducing a 13-year-old boy and having sex with him. Gross.
Keira writes in with her essay prepared with the single, gadget-obsessed male in mind. It's titled "On Gentlemen Giving iPods as Gifts—Keira's Primer on the Art of Seduction."