Hoverboards Are Illegal in NYC, Still Should Not Be Called Hoverboards
The 26th Precinct of the NYPD is here to crap on your futurist dreams and promote safe streets.
UK Bans Hoverboards But Seriously Stop Calling Them Hoverboards
British police reminded the public yesterday that it’s illegal to ride “one of these” in public. And by “one of these,”…
I'd Totally Have a Segway-Joust With Friends if I Won the Lottery, Too
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Sure, it's an ad—an ad for Washington's Lottery—but who wouldn't want to joust with a friend on a pair of…
Here's a Better Looking, Less Awkward Segway
Segways are nerdy and awkward, there's no way around it. This solowheel, a "self balancing electric unicycle" is just…
The Glorious, Inevitable Tron Segway
A Segway i2 that's customized to fit into the Tron universe? Never before has personal transportation been so…
Helmets Are a Must For the 40km/hr Segway
How to make the Segway less dorky? If you're not Steve Wozniak; can't afford Colorware, or you're money-rich thanks…
Five Fantastic Mods to Reboot Your Segway
Today's tragic news shouldn't keep you from enjoying your Segway. On the contrary, the most fitting tribute to deceased…
Segway Company Owner Dies After Driving Segway Off Cliff
Just like the countless innovators, explorers and fine people killed in a Frankensteinian way by their own inventions,…
Segway Concept Emboldens Mall Security With Aggressive Lines, Comfy Seats
Behold, today's dose of mall cop pornography.
Best Buy Testing New Section For Electric Scooters, Segways
Best Buy has started a 19-store trial of a new section for electric scooters, assisted bikes and Segways. The new…
Want to Make Supercross Boring? Swap Out Dirt Bikes for Segways
What happens when you take a Segway to a supercross track? You make motocross far less exciting.
Light Saber Jousting With Segways
Vice TV, going where no other news outlets dare: This time, it's Segway instruction from an NYC weirdo named Itsy, then…
Four Segways Enter, Three Segways Leave (One Faceplants)
There's nothing more you have to do than point and laugh at this poor woman and her Segway. You would have thought the …
We Want to Work at Google
Any place where you can ride around on Segways and Pocket Bikes and still get to hang out with the freaks who used to…