Confirmed: Carrie Bradshaw Is Too Stupid To Work an iPhone

We always had our suspicions, but the new Sex and the City movie confirms what most people knew all along: Carrie Bradshaw is an idiot. Texually says: "...the iPhone has a walk-on, for a second. Carrie needs a phone [spoiler redacted] and as [sic] an iPhone is handed to hear [sic], she hands it back saying "I can't…