Poor CBS. Just when they thought they'd gotten around the sticky problem of adding a bleep-ably titled show to their lineup, it turns out that the cure might be worse than the disease. Turns out most DVRs don't know $#*!.

Justin Halpern was a writer trying to eke out a living in Los Angeles when he started quoting his father on Twitter. That stream, "@shitmydadsays," was so hilarious that many people thought it was a hoax. Turns out Justin's dad is real—and now there's a book of essays showing just how awesome the shit Justin's dad…