We had held out hope that the live action Smurfs movie would be fun for all ages, like the NYC-set fantasy film Enchanted. Instead we got more chipmunks. At least there's a Neil Patrick Harris intro.
You've seen Hank Azaria's evil deformed face of Gargamel, now take a look at the live-action Smurfs, hanging out in Times Square. How do these creatures, who are three apples tall, deal with the Big Apple?
They say that swearing is the tool of the unintelligent, but swearing in an alien language? That has to make you cool, especially since it'll perplex the hell out of most people. If you want to win that hard-to-get geek street cred, we've got just the thing: A list of the best scifi cusses in the frakkin galaxy. Check…