Everybody knows that talking-animal movies are really about the human condition. Marmaduke, Cats & Dogs, Yogi Bear... they all reflect human personalities filtered through the lens of silly animal stereotypes. They're like a kind of heightened reality. Or maybe they just celebrate our all-too-human masochism.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamyeyes, nothing left but scorched sockets: The dogs talk and their doggie-lips MOVE, one of the dogs is named Buddha, there's a hip-hop moonwalking-dog who says "Dawg," and even kids will hate it. [Amazon]
Puppy astronauts THAT TALK are trying to take over space, and rule the world. Don't let their kiddie voices and golden retriever faces fool you — these things are evil, and they must be stopped. Disney's new direct-to-DVD romp, Space Buddies (like Air Bud, I'm assuming) must be stopped before it gives the rest of…