The Last Jedi Now Has a Hilarious Unofficial Theme Song by Mountain Goats' John Darnielle

Ever since Episode VIII of the Star Wars saga got a real title, folks have been wondering who the titular “Last Jedi” might be. According to a little ditty cooked up by the film’s director Rian Johnson and Mountain Goats lead singer John Darnielle, he’s the one who eats the bones of all the other Jedi. Well, of course.

What the Hell Is the Opening Crawl for The Last Jedi Going to Be?

This week Star Wars fans finally found out the title of Episode VIII: The Last Jedi. It sparked mountains of speculation, including whether “Jedi” is singular or plural, whom it’s referring to, and more. Then, thanks to a photo from director Rian Johnson, the conversation turned to the opening crawl—and the problem it…