Super7 teamed up with Acme Archives to create this limited edition silkscreen diagram of the cuts of meat on everyone's favorite omnivorous reptomammal.

It's time the world disposed of its rocking horses. Chop them up. Use them for firewood. What we want – nay, what we need – are rocking tauntauns.

It is one of the weirdest, wildest moments in Star Wars history. Han Solo picks up Luke Skywalker's lightsaber and slices open the belly of his dead tauntaun and stuffs Luke in to to warm him up and save his life.

If we're going to place Benjamin Rivers' illustration of Hergé's boy adventurer in canon, then the Himalayas must be chock full of bipedal creatures whose olfactory formidableness is perpetually underestimated. Additionally, you can find a print celebrating the lost Japanese robot classic Bucket Robot and Golden Man…

The results of our Tauntaun appreciation contest from Star Wars Day are in. And we're blown away — you guys are more talented than ten Cantina bands. Check out our favorites from among your Tauntaun art submissions.

At last, Star Wars fans all over the world would be able to go to their wedding on a tauntaun, to eat their tauntaun cake, and then carry their imaginary brides to a lovefest inside their tauntaun sleeping bags.

I've seen plenty of nerdy geeky freaky cakes in my life, mostly Star Wars-related: R2-D2, the Death Star, the Millennium Falcon, Darth Vader, and pregnant Darth Vader. This dead tauntaun wedding cake, however, is just sick. And I love it.

Not only is the much-desired Tauntaun Sleeping Bag real, but you have the chance to be one of the first to sleep within the belly of the beast as part of a new Hallowe'en contest. It's all-win all-round, really.

Thanks to Lucasfilm's nod of approval, ThinkGeek's got a treat for every Jedi's snuggly-wuggly-cuddly-just-ten-more-minutes-please-mom side. I wanna throw a sleepover to have an excuse to roll out lotsa these Tauntaun sleeping bags which "simulate the warmth of a Tauntaun carcass."

While it may not be as large as the tauntaun sleeping bag, this little disemboweled toy is still completely adorable and actually real.

Sensing a cash money opportunity, the folks at ThinkGeek are going to take a shot at actually producing their April Fool's Star Wars Tauntaun Sleeping bag. Lucasfilm is the only thing standing in their way.