True Blood, a show where one character can literally explode in another's crotch, and no, I don't just mean sex. Yes, of course, there was sex; this is True Blood! And last night, a whole lotta ground-shaking crotch explosions occurred—but no actual plot advancement, mostly just nonsense and crotch stuff.
The CW's Vampire Diaries is a huge hit, so naturally show creator Kevin Williamson is getting another drama to tackle and this time he's sexifying the classic paranormal investigation story. His next project is being called The X-Files meets Buffy.