It's not the choppy connectivity, it's not that your webcam is a blurry mess, it's not that you keep mispronouncing "mauve." The reason your Skype conversation is so awkward? We'd all rather look at ourselves than talk to someone else.
Come on, already. You know that fancy away message isn't going to protect you. You can sass it up with as much urgency and/or bile as you want, but the yo-yos are still going to come knocking. And you know what? It's your own fault for not doing an Invisible ninja vanish when you had the chance. [The Doghouse Diaries]
You can show me all the legal documentation you want. You can line up notary publics out the door. But unless I see it in a news feed item or a profile update, it's invalid.